Darth Spongebob

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Darth Spongebob
Darth Spongebob
Biographical information

An Ocean?



Physical description

A Toilet Sponge




5 inches tall

Hair color

He's a sponge

Eye color


Chronological and political information
Known masters

Darth Vader

"What the fuck is my sponge doing raping stormtroopers?!"
Darth Vader, realizing his sponge is alive

Darth Spongebob was a sponge that Darth Vader used to use to clean his toilet. He usually smelled like crap. His special Force power was Force rape which, of course, rapes you.

Birth of a SpongeEdit

One day, Darth Vader was chillin' on the Death Star, destroying planets as usual, when he stopped at McDonald's and got a SnackWrap. And, of course, the SnackWrap gave him indigestion. Vader spent about 4 hours, trying to get 10 gallons of diarrhea out of his stomach. When he got out, he was damn well sure he wasn't gonna clean it. So he got a random stormtrooper to clean it up while him and the Emperor went out to screw some whores. About an hour later, the Emperor and Vader returned after getting scammed by a couple of hookers who were just fangirls that wanted to have sex with Palpy and Vader for free. Vader went to the command bridge only to find a 5 inch tall sponge raping stormtroopers. Palpy sensed the force power in him and commanded Vader to train him. Vader was a little bitchy about the raping and stink a first, but later, he learned he could use it to his advantage.

This article is called Darth Spongebob. Darth Spongebob has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Darth Spongebob can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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