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Darth Spongebob
Darth Spongebob
Biographical information
Homeworld

An Ocean?

Born

Unfortunately

Physical description
Species

A Toilet Sponge

Gender

Male

Height

5 inches tall

Hair color

He's a sponge

Eye color

Red

Chronological and political information
Known masters

Darth Vader

"What the fuck is my sponge doing raping stormtroopers?!"
Darth Vader, realizing his sponge is alive

Darth Spongebob was a sponge that Darth Vader used to use to clean his toilet. He usually smelled like crap. His special Force power was Force rape which, of course, rapes you.

Birth of a SpongeEdit

One day, Darth Vader was chillin' on the Death Star, destroying planets as usual, when he stopped at McDonald's and got a SnackWrap. And, of course, the SnackWrap gave him indigestion. Vader spent about 4 hours, trying to get 10 gallons of diarrhea out of his stomach. When he got out, he was damn well sure he wasn't gonna clean it. So he got a random stormtrooper to clean it up while him and the Emperor went out to screw some whores. About an hour later, the Emperor and Vader returned after getting scammed by a couple of hookers who were just fangirls that wanted to have sex with Palpy and Vader for free. Vader went to the command bridge only to find a 5 inch tall sponge raping stormtroopers. Palpy sensed the force power in him and commanded Vader to train him. Vader was a little bitchy about the raping and stink a first, but later, he learned he could use it to his advantage.


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This article is called Darth Spongebob. Darth Spongebob has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Darth Spongebob can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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