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DarthDisturbed Lord Sturbed gets down with the sickness.
Darth Sturbed
Biographical information
Homeworld

Land of Confusion

Born

I'm Alive

Died

Overburdend

Physical description
Species

Sith/Human singer hybrid

Gender

Male

Height

2.0 metres

Hair color

Could you see through the hood? 'Cause I can't

Eye color

Blood in my Eyes

Cybernetics

Car Bomb

Chronological and political information
Affiliation

Sith

Known masters

Steve Perry

"Do you hear the voices too?"
―Darth Sturbed

Darth Sturbed, also known as The Guy or Smiley was a Sith Mega-Super-Overlord known for his traumatic childhood and his unusual habit of losing his grip on diningware when in the vicinity of someone's hindquarters. He was feared throughout the galaxy because of his Perfect Insanity and tendency to Get Psycho. Generally his enemies were Stricken with Fear and would often be Stupified if they saw him walking in The Night. He would often Deify the traditional ways of the Sith, preferring methods that were even more hardcore.

Inside the Fire

Lord Sturbed Inside The Fire.

Sturbed's most powerful technique was Force Ten Thousand Fists. He was so strong, that the majority of his enemies found him to be indestructible.

TriviaEdit

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This article is called Darth Sturbed. Darth Sturbed has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Darth Sturbed can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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