Darth Trix

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Darth Trix
Biographical information

Silly rabbit, homeworld is for kids.


Silly rabbit, birth is for kids.


Silly rabbit, death is for kids.

Physical description

Silly rabbit



Chronological and political information


Group of kids: "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"
Darth Trix: "It's my fucking cereal, so fuck off!"
— Kids and Darth Trix... oh, so many times

Darth Trix was a Sith Lord who had a thing with the kids, and the kids had a thing for him. He was most known for starting in the cereal business and became a hit with the kids. Over time though Kids began stealing his cereal, and that's when he chose the path to the Dark Side.

Early Life Edit

Darth Trix grew up on the planet Coruscant where he grew up in a poor silly rabbit family. When he was a kid Trix wanted to go into the cereal business. Trix went to school where he drew his ideas but it all started when a guy named Rex came over and said.

"Silly Rabbit, drawing is for kids"

and with that the spread of speciesism towards him started to take effect.

This article is called Darth Trix. Darth Trix has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Darth Trix can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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