Darth Vader's Rectum

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"This weapon is your life Anakin"

―Obi-Wan Kenobi giving IT to his new toy

Darth Vader's Rectum was the most prized item in Obi-Wan's collection, he used it quite frequently. After he sliced it off from his former padawan, he froze it in carbonite so he could enjoy it for the rest of his damn life.

"Padme.....Padme, Remember this"

―Obi-Wan trying to cheer up Padme Amidala on her deathbed