"This weapon is your life, Anakin."
―Obi-Wan Kenobi giving IT to his new toy
"Padmé... Padmé, remember this?"
―Obi-Wan trying to cheer up Padme Amidala on her deathbed

Darth Vader's rectum was the most prized item in Obi-Wan Kenobi's collection. An item he used quite frequently, Kenobi froze it in carbonite so that he could enjoy it for the rest of his damn life after slicing it from his former apprentice.

This article is called Darth Vader's rectum. Darth Vader's rectum has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Darth Vader's rectum can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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