Darth wally was a robotted freak that was first created by Darth Oscar as a prototype for Darth Vader's hawt black mechanical suit-thingy. It was a complete failure and Darth Wally was sent to some backwater, useless planet (a major Dagobah ripoff) called Earth, where he had a job as a janitor. He went on to find a plant and started a huge organization (Tree-Huggers United) and feel fell in love with a robot stormtrooper named EVAAAAAAAAA.

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