Darth Wimpy was a lame Sith. He was a very timid Wookiee. How he even became a Sith is unknown, as he was really quite a loser. He was even afraid of Darth Obvious. Darth Wimpy was so bad he was sent to be a cashier worker at Darth-Mart, under the watch of Darth Darth. He was killed by Kyle Katarn when the God arrived at Darth Mart, he killed all the Sith inside, including Wimpy.

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