Darthipedia:Caption of the Week
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Caption of the Week is another attempt to liven up Darthipedia's main page. You can nominate an image with a caption on this page, and if it is successful it will go on the main page for a week.
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[Edit] Collapsing trachea (Week 14 2008)
At first, Vader failed to appreciate the subtlety of collapsing tracheas.
[Edit] Experiment (Week 15 2008)
Moments later, the desegregation experiment came to a violent end. One researcher, a mysterious cloaked figure, was heard to comment: "Goooood... Goooooood."
[Edit] I MAKE NEW FRIENDS!!! (Week 16 2008)
I CRYIN´ WHEN Darth Vader REVELATES TO Luke Skywalker THAT IS ITS TRUE FATHER!
[Edit] Annie's banter (Week 17 2008)
Are you a Sand-Angel?
[Edit] Even droids make mistakes (Week 18 2008)
D'oh!!
[Edit] Juice (Week 19 2008)
Got Milk?
[Edit] Racist Vader the Sequel (Week 20 2008)
Why do I always have to hold the @$#% sign??
[Edit] Magic Beans (Week 21 2008)
"Sell my mother into slavery for three magic beans? Okay."
[Edit] Enochf's Elocution Lesson (Week 22 2008)
♪ The Rain in pain trains mainly with Darth Bane ♪
[Edit] It's warm, and yellow, and salty, and it gets EVERYwhere (Week 23 2008)
"Master Kenobi would be very angry with me if he knew I was using the Force to water these plants with my piss."
[Edit] Filmed in Shadowramma (Week 24 2008)
<violin music> "Diamonds: because if you give her anything else, she'll break your legs."
[Edit] Now where should I be looking, exactly? (Week 25 2008)
"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way..."
[Edit] Rancor (Week 26 2008)
Wormie's battle with the Rancor did not go well.
[Edit] Nil Spaar (Week 27 2008)
"I'll keep an eye out for her." <rimshot> "Thank you! Hey, I'm just working on my hand-eye coordination." <rimshot> "You're too kind, folks! Say, miss, you're the finest-lookin' woman I've ever set my eyes on! No, literally! Tip your waitresses, ladies and gentlemen!"
[Edit] Explosive skull flatulence (Week 28 2008)
Baron Pitareeze's social life was somewhat impaired by his frequent explosive skull flatulence.
[Edit] Orthodontist (Week 29 2008)
"My orfodontish shez I only need to wear my retainer for anofer shix to eight monfs."
[Edit] Hold me (Week 30 2008)
"Hold me like you did on Mustafar..."
[Edit] Partners share Everything...Right? (Week 31 2008)
(translated from Shyriiwook)
It's not what It looks like Han! I was checking Leia for ...erhm...breast cancer....Yeah thats right. Like you did last year with Malla on Life Day, remember?
[Edit] Anakin and Obi-wan upon seeing (Week 32 2008)
Obi-wan: "Anakin, does this robe make me look fat?"
Anakin: '"Don't worry, Master; she's looking at me."
[Edit] Jedi Purge Survivor (Week 33 2008)
Lord Vader and the 501st took a wrong turn while purging the Jedi Temple.
[Edit] Que Sera (Week 34 2008)
♫♫ When I was just a little boy I asked my mother what will I be? Will I be supreme Grand Admiral of the Imperial fleet? Here's what she said to me... ♫♫
[Edit] The Dude-Gon Jinn (Week 35 2008)
Whoa, it's like a skinny lava lamp man.
[Edit] That's what I call service (Week 36 2008)
This is your captain speaking, thank you
for choosing this flight today, we might
experience some moderate turbulence
due to the enraging battle between
millions of Clones and Battle Droids,
our inflight movie today will be
The Notebook.
[Edit] Wyyrlok (Week 37 2008)
He's a bit of a close-talker.

