Darthipedia:Quote of the Week
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- "What kind of Quotes page doesn't have its own quote? Huh? What the hell do I pay you people for?! ANSWER ME!!!"
- ―Gonk in a fit of rage
This page is for listing quotes that might make good candidates for our eventual "Quote of the Week" mainpage feature. How they will be selected has yet to be worked out; discuss it below. For now, this is just intended as a repository.
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[Edit] Rules
- Quotes must be funny. Featurably funny. Funnier than a lot of Darthipedia content.
- Quotes must actually appear somewhere in Darthipedia. IRC quotes are only permissable if they appear in a log that is on Darthipedia (such as that of a Council of Blood).
- Edit summaries, userpages, and other nontraditional sources are permitted.
- Quotes that do not link to the page from which they are drawn must be sourced.
- Don't add quotes that have already been on the main page, see the archive for 2008 and 2009 for past quotes of the week
- New quotes should be added to the "New quotes" section.
[Edit] New quotes
[Edit] Quotes
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- "It was just an alternate ending!"
- ―Nimrod Anthill at the brink of death after being defeated by Darth Clone because of his crimes of killing Darth Elmo
3.
- "What the hell is this? This whole wiki is utter crap! I thought this was what swfanon wiki was for!"
- ―Karohalva about crap[src]
- Diane: "So let me get this straight: You were jealous of Darth Malak's metal jaw so you dumped hot oatmeal all over yourself to get a life-sustaining suit?"
- Vader: "It looked cool in the magazine!"
- — The "Oatmeal Incident"[src]
5.
- "You did it, Luke! You beat it off!"
- ―Leia Organa in Splinter of the Mind's Eye
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- "Old man Dooku, that grand old fart, had trouble telling his balls apart...."
- ―words from Dookie's favorite song
- Concerned citizen: "How does it feel working for the Evil Empire?"
- Imperial Administrator: "Whoo-hoo! It feels great! Empire Fuck Yeah!"
- — A dialogue between a concerned citizen fom a neighbouring state and an Imperial Administator just as the latter ordered the execution of a group of dissidents
[Edit] IRC Quotes
1.- LO_Away: "Is sex a sport?"
- Azzt_Undead: "Depends on the....vigorousness...with which one pursues said activity."
- — Philosophy in #darthipedia.
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- "Fucking hell, the article is as long as an average Kaminoan neck."
- ―Madclaws response to the Kaminoan article[src]
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<Madclaw> any staffers around?
<Madclaw> if so please PM me , I'd like to request a checkuser
<Charitwo> i think JSharp is back
<Madclaw> cool thx
|<-- JSharp has left irc.freenode.net (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
<Madclaw> and he's gone
<Afker> you scared him away
<Madclaw> yes I'm scary like that
<Madclaw> >_>
<Madclaw> <_<
<Madclaw> BOO
|<-- JohnReaves has left irc.freenode.net ()
<Madclaw> see
<Madclaw> I did it again
[Edit] Approved quotes
[Edit] Quotes
- "It was the best of times, it was the worst of... actually, it was all bad."
- ―Bao-Dur’s life in a nutshell[src]
- "Yo Mama is so fat and full of bush that the Wookiee's named their planet after her!"
- ―Darth Vader to A'Sharad Hett[src]
[Edit] IRC quotes
- "I am Mikk'rif'fleoni. You may call me Kriff. What? Why do Basic-speakers always laugh at that?"
- ―Darth Culator about Chiss names.[src]
- "The thing that emotionally scarred me was when I saw the brown flecks in it. Then I smelled the thing....."
- ―Linda Mancia[src]
- "My dad never let me see that musical cause it was full of Nazi's
Instead, he took me to see Raiders of the Lost Ark'" - ―Linda Mancia about The Sound of Music[src]
