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Dash Rendar
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"[Witty opener] Corellian [scathing putdown]. [Negative statement] odds [smug comment], [derogatory sexist nickname]!"
―Dash Rendar

Dash Rendar was a Corellian smuggler who flew a YT-series freighter with his humor-inspiring copilot. He was born San Holo.[1]

He fought alongside members of the Rebel Alliance, though was reluctant to join the group. Hold on, who am I talking about again? Oh. Right, that one. Right. Ultimately, his heart of gold shone through his gruff, smug exterior, endearing him to his friends and colleagues. Then he died. Died. I don't believe in evolution, OK?

This article is called Dash Rendar. Dash Rendar has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Dash Rendar can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Han Solo.

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  1. Aw, come on, it's about as subtle as anything else that's ever been written about the guy, if not more so.

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