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Death Star "2"
Production information
Manufacturer

WholeProducts.com

Product line

Bringer of Death Class

Model

Death Star

Class

Planet Battlestation

Cost

Literally like 3 billion species' arms and legs

Technical specifications
Length

900 km

Width

900 km

Height/depth

900 km

Mass

Your mom's ass

Armament
Escape craft

Not nearly enough

Crew

Too many for one place

Passengers

Who's along for the ride?

Cargo capacity

Not enough for the Emperor

Cargo handling systems

Your planet and then some

Consumables

It eats other planets for breakfast

Life support

Pieces can survive intact after exploding

Communication systems

It shuts down all other communications

Usage
Role(s)

To fucking destroy planets

Kills

That one unlucky Mon Cal Cruiser

Era(s)

Rise of the Empire era, Rebellion era

Commissioned

Destroying Despayre

Earliest sighting

Battle of Endor

Destroyed

Battle of Endor

Retired

When it blew up at the Battle of Endor

Latest sighting

Battle of Endor

Present for battles/events

Battle of Endor

Affiliation

Galactic Impure

Known owner(s)
Aliases

The Deathicle Part II, Boom of Doom 2, Second Boobie

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This article is called Death Star II. Death Star II has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Death Star II can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Death Star II.
Palpatine: "Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battlestation!"
Imperial Officer: "Fully armed? Theres a big ass hole in half the thing"
Palpatine: "Do you want to die?"
Palpatine exalting[src]

The Death Star II was the second version of the original Death Star. Like the Death Star wasn't enough of a bringer of death. Palpatine decided to make a bigger version of the ball, and protected it by a small shield generator on the planet of Endor. The bigger the better, I bet the only flaw of the whole thing was the gaping motherfucking gynormous hole on half the Death Star. Yeah it would have been perfect if they just patched up that 800km by 800km hole on the opposite side of the so called superfortress.

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