On this day, shit would happen.
First, the 10.9 would hit the Jedi Temple, then the entire Jedi would be destroyed in five seconds on the Holonet. Then a guy who's on the verge of a heart attack from screaming too much about the Apocalypse will travel to Yellowstone Park, where a madman lives. The Yellowstone volcano will blow its top, bored of listening to two guys argue.
Then tectonic plates would collide in the Pacific (as if anyone needs reminding) sending giant apes towards the land. These apes would have the decency to flood continents, that's all.The buck stops there.