"I hereby sentence you to rear destruction!"
―Queen Labia Majora to Duke Cefalexin

Destroy your rear was the term used by the Royal head of planet Vulva in its courtroom if the prisoner is found guilty. The very first prisoner to experience this consequence was Duke Cefalexin due to his vanity. Queen Labia Majora had enough of him when she sentenced him to rear destruction.

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This article is called Destroy your rear. Destroy your rear has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Destroy your rear can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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