- "They made a self-help book for THAT?!"
- ―Luke Skywalker
Destroying Planets for Dummies was a self-help guide written by the so-called "experts" of destroying planets; Darth Elmo, Darth Elom, Darth Boner, Darth Fat Guy, and Darth Darth Binks. I would hardly call them "experts", but whatever. The entire book consisted of two chapters and is full of misspellings, even on the main page. I myself would never be caught dead reading this, but that's just me. Well, not exactly, as only one person bought this book, and that was Kermit during his Sesame Street days. He didn't learn much from the book, though, as he was kicked out the day after he bought it.
Chaptor 1: How 2 destroy teh planetEdit
This chapter is the only chapter that deals with how to destroy the planet.
3 2: A biograffy on teh planets u just destroyd 4 ur enjoyment ok???Edit
This chapter made no sense.
Several sequals have been planned for a possible release, including a "Destroying Moons for Dummies", written entirely by the only person to destroy a moon, Darth Elmo, and "Destroying Chewbaccas for Dummies", written by THOSE DAMN BASTARDS!!!.
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