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DEVASTATOR!
Biographical information
Homeworld

CYBERTRON!

Born

LITTLE DECEPTICONS!

Died

PUNY HUMANS!

Physical description
Species

TRANSFORMER!!!

Gender

MAN!!!!![1]

Height

BIG!!!!!

Hair color

NO!!!!

Eye color

GREEN!!!!

Cybernetics

DEVASTATOR IS ROBOT!!!!

Chronological and political information
Affiliation
Known masters

DEVASTATOR IS DECEPTICON TRANSFORMER FROM CYBERTRON!!!!!! HE TURN INTO BIG SHIP!!!!!!!!! HE ALSO TURN INTO LITTLE DECEPTICONS THAT TURN INTO LITTLE TRUCKS!!!!!!! CRUSH AUTOBOTS!!!!!! CRUSH PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DEVASTATOR WORK FOR PUNY EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!! HE LIKE GOOD PUNY HUMAN MASTER!!!!!!!!!! HE NO LIKE BAD PUNY DECEPTICON MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEVASTATOR HELP PUNY HUMAN MASTER KIDNAP LADY AND PUNY ROBOTS AND OTHER PUNY REBELS! BUT LADY NOT AS PRETTY AS MEGAN FOX!!!! DEVASTATOR LOVE MEGAN FOX!!!!! DEVASTATOR RAPE HER!!!!!!!

DEVASTATOR LIKE TWILIGHT! BIG FAN OF DARTH CULLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DEVASTATOR FIGHT IN BIG WAR! CRUSH REBELS!!!!!

DEVASTATOR PUNY LIFE!!!!!!!!Edit

DEVASTATOR BORN ON PLANET CYBERTRON WHEN LITTLE DECEPTICONS JOIN TOGETHER TO TURN INTO DEVASTATOR!!!!!!!!! HE SMASH AUTOBOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AFTERWARDS DEVASTATOR READ TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWILIGHT HARD TO READ!!!!!!!!!!!! DEVASTATOR MAKE PUNY STARSCREAM READ TWILIGHT TO DEVASTATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEVASTATOR LIKE TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! DEVASTATOR LOVE BELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEVASTATOR LOVE DARTH CULLEN BUT STARSCREAM REALLY LOVE DARTH CULLEN EVEN MORE[2]!!!!!!!!! DEVASTATOR NO LIKE JACOB!!!!!!!! DEVASTATOR WANT BELLA TO BE WITH SPARKLY EDWARD NOT JACOB!!!!!!!! CRUSH JACOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DARTH BAY MAKE DEVASTATOR STAR IN PORNO!!!!!!! VERY SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PUNY DARTH BAY FIND DEVASTATOR AND MAKE HIM STAR IN PORNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT MAKE LOTS OF MONEY AND MAKE LOTS OF SEXY LADIES LIKE DEVASTATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!

AFTERWARDS DEVASTATOR GO TO PUNY EMPIRE AND SCAN BIG SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUNY DARTH VADER AND LITTLE WHITE HUMANS COME AND GO INSIDE DEVASTATOR, IT MAKE DEVASTATOR FEEL GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUNY MASTER VADER HELP DEVASTATOR CRUSH PLANETS!!!!!!!!!!! CRUSHING PLANETS IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! DEVASTATOR LIKE NEW MASTER BETTER THAN OLD MASTER WHO JUST TRY TO PLAY WITH DEVASTATOR ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ONE DAY DEVASTATOR EAT LITTLE SHIP!!!!!!!!! IT TASTE GOOD!!!!!!!!!!! THERE GAY PUNY ROBOT AND LITTLE PUNY ROBOT AND UGLY LADY INSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEVASTATOR HERO!!!!!!!!!!! HE HELP EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!! HE NO HELP DECEPTICONS ANYMORE, THEY SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

== SEE ALSO!

==

PUNY CITATIONS!!!!!!!Edit

  1. LOOK AT PICTURE ON PAGE FROM DEVASTATOR'S PORNO!!!!!!!!!
  2. STARSCREAM SAY THAT HE WANT TO SEX WITH DARTH CULLEN!!!!!!!!!!! DEVASTATOR NO WANT DARTH CULLEN TO BE RAPED BY STARSCREAM!!!!!!! DEVASTATOR SMASH STARSCREAM!!!!!!!!!


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