Disco, disco!

"♫ Burn, baby burn! ♫
♫ Disco infernoooooo! ♫
♫ Burn, baby burn! ♫
♫ Blow your planet up! ♫
―Official Song

The Disco Death Star was the giant, glittery silver weapon of mass destruction built after the first Death Star was blown up. It was staffed by tens of thousands of disco troopers.

The Rebel Alliance never blew up the Disco Death Star. Instead, they captured it and hung it on the ceiling inside a giant Studio 54. It later fell down and blew apart.

This article is called Disco Death Star. Disco Death Star has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Disco Death Star can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.