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Darth Vader: "I want them alive, no disintegrations."
Kanye West: "Yo Darth Vader, Ima let you finish but George Bush wouldn't because he don't care about black people!!"
Darth Vader and Kanye West

A Disruptor was a ranged..........

"Yo <insert name here>, Ima let you finish but Beyonce's voice has one of the best ranges ever!!"
―Kanye West


"Yo <insert name here> Ima let you finish reading, but Beyonce's bodyguards have some pretty awesome weapons!!"
―Kanye West

that could destroy..........

"Yo <insert name here>, Ima let you finish but Beyonce could totally destroy Taylor Swift in a fight!!"
―Kanye West

the molecules of your body..........

"Yo <insert name here>, Ima let you finish but Beyonce has one of the sexiest bodies of all time!!"
―Kanye West

in mere seconds..........

"Yo <insert name here>, Ima let you finish but I wrote most of my music in mere seconds!!"
―Kanye West

On most planets disruptors were illigal and banned by local government..........

Kanye West: "Yo <insert name here>, Ima let you finish but the government is trying to keep a brother down and.."
Barack Obama: "Oh Shut the fuck up you jackass!!"
— Kanye West and Barack Obama.

Admiral Ackbar was known to carry a disruptor on his person at all time..........

"Yo <insert name here>, Ima let you finish but...wait who's the hot looking fish dude wearing white? Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and fool around?"
―Motherfucking gay fish

This article is called Disruptor. Disruptor has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Disruptor can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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