Double-bladed lightsaber

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"Double the Fun!"

―Darth Maul

Double-bladed lightsabers were dual sided lightsabers that were overrated, overused in KOTOR, and definitely a weakness. Only Darth Maul knew how to properly wield one, yet look how he ended up. All double bladed lightsaber users died in battle, because their overrated lightsabers were useless. Sith usually tricked their apprentices into believing that getting a double-bladed lightsaber would make you more skillful, however it was a simple ploy to prevent an apprentice from killing his master. Its main issue is that when you attempt to do an overhead strike you end up with your own goddamn weapon sticking through your gut. The origin of the Double Bladed lightsaber came about when Darth Emo was playing with super glue and two lightsabers, after he accidently glued the bottom of the lightsaber together and couldn't get it off he decided to act like it wasn't a mistake and say he invented the double blade lightsaber because at the time it was a good idea. after his secret apprentice Darth Pikachu stabbed himself wielding the double bladed lightsaber, Darth Emo tried to throw away the double bladed lightsaber, only for it to be found by Darth Maul many years later.