Drinking

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"You wanna buy some deathsticks?"
"You don't want to sell me deathsticks."
"I don't want to sell you deathsticks."
"You want to sell me some alcohol instead."

―Obi-Wan Kenobi using the mind trick to get himself a drink

Drinking, is one of the Galaxy's most favorite hobbies.

Want to get drunk really fast? Try the following drinks:

• Corellian ale
• Jawa Juice
• Colt.45 (Lando's choice)
• Ewok juice
• V8

[Edit] Notable drinkers

• Cassus Fett
• Darth Plagueis
• Ol'Darthy Bastard
• Sand People
• Obi-Wan Kenobi
• Clan Ordo

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