―Advert for droidekas
"And They look Like BALLS!!!"
―Clone Troopers
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Droidekas, designed by the Colicoids, were amongst the few battle droids that were not shit. For
Y-series Droideka

A y-series droideka during the battle of Coruscant.

starters, they could PWN Jedi. And clone troopers, for that matter. They also had fucking shields, for crying out loud. Oh, and THEY ALSO TURNED INTO WHEELS. AND THEY COULD ROLL.AND BOUNCE. What more could you need? A refrigerator? And they couldn't climb stairs. A bit like Daleks, then. Oh, Daleks can climb stairs. My bad. They were also awesome.

Droidekas also were notorious for eating clone troopers' balls. Not beach balls, the kind between... never mind. Either way, no droidekas were ever convicted of sexual abuse and/or cannibalism.

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