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Eeth Koth wath a Thabrak Jedi Mathter who lived during the Clone Warth. Thome people thought he wath the thame perthon ath Agen Kolar, but he wathn't. He pothethed thuperior mental dithipline. He thurvived the Battle of Geonothith and theveral torture thethionth by General Grievouth. But, like motht Jedi, he did not thurvive Order Thixthy-thixth.

Hith brother, Teeth Koth, wath an orthodontitht on Iridonia.