- Elan: "Ya wanna buy some deathsticks?"
- Obi-Wan: "Try to sell me deathsticks, you pisshead, and you'll wake up in an alley with no balls."
- — A rather unpleasant conversation in one of Coruscant's brothels
Elan Sleazebaggano was, simply put, a loser. He was actually quite good in school, until a classmate offered him drugs. It all went downhill from there. He spent his free time hanging around in bars, trying to sell deathsticks to the people (i.e., Obi-Wan) One night, Obi-Wan Kenobi told him to rethink his life. He did, deciding that it was all shit.