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Elan: "Ya wanna buy some deathsticks?"
Obi-Wan: "Try to sell me deathsticks, you pisshead, and you'll wake up in an alley with no balls."
— A rather unpleasant conversation in one of Coruscant's brothels

Elan Sleazebaggano was, simply put, a loser. He was actually quite good in school, until a classmate offered him drugs. It all went downhill from there. He spent his free time hanging around in bars, trying to sell deathsticks to the people (i.e., Obi-Wan) One night, Obi-Wan Kenobi told him to rethink his life. He did, deciding that it was all shit.

WHERE IS HE NOW?! Trying to raise awareness about the dangers of weed...and raising awareness about the health benefits of deathsticks.

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