Energizer Bunny
Biographical information





Never. Keeps going, and going, and going.

Physical description



0.3 meters

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  • Nickel/Cadmium AA 760 volt durasteel batteries x5
  • Sharp lookin' shades
Chronological and political information


"He is more caffeine than Bunny.... Which is a good thing I guess..."

Energizer Bunny, or Gizer for short, is the energetic, eccentric, caffeine-obsessed, hyper bunny of a pink variety that had a awesome fight with Darth Vader. He loves batteries. He is now trying to invent computers that run on batteries. He is a assistance to the Frog-Buster along with Max, another hyper bunny.

Gizer once helped some aliens jump-start their spaceship with his energy, and they took him around the galaxy.

Energizer was arrested after his encounter with his second arch-rival Darth Vader, in which he was charged with one count of felony battery, with a misdemeanor charge of double-AA class assault tacked on.

The case was eventually dropped, and he began training to become a Jedi Knight, though he chose to assume the title of Darth Energizer for reasons unknowable by Humankind.


Darth Energizer began receiving a series of threats and taunts, aimed at pressuring him into casting his lot with the Sith Order, but resisted all of these until a particularly nasty missive from Darth Duracell came through. The Sith Lord told him to join the Order, or he would lay waste to his planet; this sent the crazy bunny into a rage, whereupon he challenged Duracell to a lightsaber duel. The fight took place on Batteria, their mutual homeworld, in a desolate, alkaloid desert. Darth Energizer put up a good fight, but was eventually overwhelmed by Duracell's Force powers.

This article is called Energizer Bunny. Energizer Bunny has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Energizer Bunny can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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