- "'Hairless groin?' Got something to tell us, Dad?"
- ―Ben Skywalker
Eragon was a kid from a farm who met an old man who was the last of a fraternal organization of warrior sages. Then an evil empire killed his uncle and destroyed the farm. Then the last of the warrior sages died and Eragon swore revenge. Eragon met up with a rebellion and was key in their battle against overwhelming odds. Then Eragon trained with another man and discontinued that training only to face his principal antagonist, only to learn that his enemy was his father.
Luke Skywalker sued his ass for copyright infringement. Eragon won the case on the following defense:
- Eragon was a vegan who enjoyed killing and torturing people. Luke liked eating meat but not torturing or killing people.
- Eragon had fantasized about many males, while Luke's sexual fantasies were all about females.
Luke ate a steak and looked at a copy of Twi'lek Monthly while proving Eragon wrong.