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Ernie on the left.
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35 BBY


35 ABY

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0.3x(7y - b)^3x meters

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Sesame Street

Known masters

Darth Darth Binks

"BERRRT!! BERRRT!! I just EMBEZZLED money, Bert!"
―Ernie, to Bert, after siphoning credits from the Imperial Bank of Byss

Ernie was a member of Sesame Street. He weighed over 120,000 pounds, but used Force small, which made him smaller. His brother was Bert, and was known to be associated with the Yuuzhan Vong. And they killed Chewbacca. BASTARDS!!! After the departure of the rest of Sesame Street, he teamed up with the white dudes ugly beyond all reason and helped murder Chewbacca. NO!!!!

Biography Edit

Darth Elmo recruited Ernie and Bert for his team, Sesame Street. They were in charge of killing those who opposed the group, so everyone. They loved molesting them, and had the death sentence in 2445667,678,789 systems. Beat that Evazan!. They once tried to overthrow their boss, but failed because they began making out and Darth Elmo caught them and beat them.



One of the images captured by an Darth Bob, just outside the window.

"Rub-a-dub-dub! In a tub! I love my penis!"
―Ernie, singing

It has been rumored that he once had a homosexual affair with his own brother, Bert. This is supported by the fact that images have been found showing parts of the incident. The images depicted Bert's pants around his legs and [CENSORED BECAUSE IT'S JUST TOO WRONG]. Other images have since turned up. Including a video captured by Darth Bob of Ernie and Bert doing...... lets not go there, Ernie became depressed after the video was released and shrunk to a "Meager" 199,999 pounds, sometime later, the depression became to much and Ernie strapped a bomb to himself and was blown into a Gazillion Peaces, but made it look like he was killed in battle.

This article is called Ernie. Ernie has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Ernie can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.