Ewok Juice was a mixture of juicy Ewok remains, it was said to be more delicious then Jawa juice. The beverage was invented by Darth Ewok, who wiped out an entire Ewok tribe because of his addiction to juicy Ewok remains.
- "Um..History? Er..em....uh....well....he..eeee....want..ed to? He......was.....thirsty....? No, No wait! I forgot the script! Please! Don't! No! No! NOOOOO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! <grinder is running> <Ewok is screaming> <screaming stops> <Grinder stops> <slushing noise> <gulping> <sigh in relief>"
- ―An Ewok that got grinded because he didn't know the script
Like that poor Ewok said, there is none. No, No No Wait! [CENSORED FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY].