Ewok Juice was a mixture of juicy Ewok remains, it was said to be more delicious then Jawa juice. The beverage was invented by Darth Ewok, who wiped out an entire Ewok tribe because of his addiction to juicy Ewok remains.


"Um..History? Er..em....uh....well....he..eeee....want..ed to? He......was.....thirsty....? No, No wait! I forgot the script! Please! Don't! No! No! NOOOOO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! <grinder is running> <Ewok is screaming> <screaming stops> <Grinder stops> <slushing noise> <gulping> <sigh in relief>"
―An Ewok that got grinded because he didn't know the script

Like that poor Ewok said, there is none. No, No No Wait! [CENSORED FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY].

This article is called Ewok juice. Ewok juice has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Ewok juice can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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