"Too busy expanding (my penis) Derek J. Reda."

Expanding It is what fanboys do when all the other stuff which fanboys do is currently unavailable. They lock themselves in the bathroom — or any convenient closed-off facility — with a picture of Princess Leia in her slave outfit or Padmé Amidala in her Episode II outfit, and start gently stroking their... Well, you get the picture, since you are most likely a fanboy yourself and this sounds all too familiar to you.

One of the candidates for hosting clone trooper templates was once caught expanding his stuff in a holo theater.

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