Expanding it
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- "Too busy expanding (my penis) Derek J. Reda."
- ―Supergeeky1[src]
Expanding It is what fanboys do when all the other stuff which fanboys do is currently unavailable. They lock themselves in the bathroom--or any convenient closed-off facility--with a picture of Princess Leia in her slave outfit or Padme in her Episode II outfit, and start gently stroking their.........Well, you get the picture, since you are most likely a fanboy yourself and this sounds all too familiar to you.
One of the candidates for hosting clone trooper templates was once caught expanding his stuff in a holo theater.
