Ezra Bridger


Disney Canon Edit

  Ezra was a force sensitive male born on the backwater world of Lothal. He met the crew of the ship, The Ghost. They were Kanan Jarrus, a jedi who survived Order 66, Hera Syndulla, the leader of the crew and owner of the ghost, Sabine Wren, a young exiled mandolorian, Zeb Orrelios a hulking lasat and Chopper a droid. Ezra joined their team and began to study the force under Kanan. They encountered a jedi hunter known as The Inquisitor who almost killed them many times until he was defeated in the mission to save Kanan. The inqusitor died that day And Ashoka Tano met with the Lothal rebels and merged them with Phoenix Sqaudron, a rebel group. They were later attacked by Darth Vader himself and narrowly escaped, so Vader sent a new pair of inquisitors to hunt them down on orders from Palpatine. The new inquisitors, The Seventh tSister and the Fifth Brother attacked 

Ezra, Kanan and Ashoka went to the Sith planet Malachor to learn how to destroy the Sith. Ezra was separated from his freinds and found an old hermit who helped Ezra enter the Malachor Sith Temple. The hermit then revealed himself to be Maul. Ezra brought maul to help his friends defeat the three inquisitors at the temple. Maul killed the Seventh Sistar when Ezra couldn't and then killed the fifth brother. The third inqusitor fell from the Temple to his death. Maul then blinded Kanan and left . Vader arrived and fought Ashoka, who held him off while Ezra and a now blind Kanan escaped. The temple then exploded. Vader and ashoka both survived. 

Ezra began using the stolen Sith holocron to finds ways to defeat Vader and began to be manipulated by Maul. Ezra was able to break free of Mauls twisted attempts, but The Rebels had a new threat. Governor Pryce, Lothals leader called for Impiral expertise to destroy the Rebels. Thrawn then arrived to wipe them out. He beat them over and over. Ezra went to Tatooine to find the Jedi Obi-Wan Kenobi, but Maul went as well in secret. Once Ezra left, Maul and Kenobi dueled. kenobi killed Maul once and for all. 

Thraan attacked the Rebel base, resulting in a brrow escape after Konstantine screwed up. All of Phoenix Sqaudron was destroyed. 

The Rebels took up a New Base on Yavin 4. Ezra was a much more talented jedi but that would all change. On a mission to serve the captive Hera, Kanan was killed. 

      Ezra Bridger aka Space Bart Simpson aka or Space Aladdin. Ezra grew up in the hood where he was poor and got his ass kicked on a daily basis. His weapon of choice was a slingshot with no lethal capability. A Jedi (sort of) named Kanan Jarrus took Ezra as his apprentice because he was the first person Kanan had met that was stupider than he was. 

Ezra encountering Darth Vader, somehow he survived.

Somehow Darth Vader, an experienced Jedi killer who killed hundreds of Jedi, could not manage to kill little Ezra and his little buddies.


Ezra learns his Sling Shot is a horrible weapon.

Ezra has a Slingshot that fires Stun Balls. He thinks his 

Ezra tries to have Relations with Sabine!

weapon is pretty cool but he soon finds out that his weapon is Retarded as Fuck and is basically useless against everyone that is over the age of 4. Ezra later upgrades his stupid slingshot to a Staple Gun which is  equally useless.

Since Ezra can use the Force he tries to use the Mind Trick ability to get women to have Relations with him but since he is barely connected to the Force his mind tricks always fail. He once made the mistake of trying to trick Sabine , she shot him in the head but that didnt kill him, it only made him severely mentally handicapped.

Ezra also keeps a Private Diary.

Diary Ezra

Here is an exert from his Diary about the day he met Sabine.

Ezra Steals Milton's StaplerEdit

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Milton confronts Exra

Ezra once made the mistake of stealing Milton's Stapler, and that was the last Straw for Milton so he burned down the Rebels ship "The Ghost" he burned it down to the ground in a fit of autistic rage.

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Ezra is killed by Kanan while Zeb and Hera watch.

Ezra's DemiseEdit

After his encounter with Darth Vader Ezra built a Lightsaber with a Stun gun built into it. When he was done building it he gave it to Kanan to inspect, Kanan was very angry because Ezra's Lightsaber was so utterly stupid. And in a fit of Rage Kanan ignited the Lighsaber into Ezra's Face, Zeb and Hera (who were watching) applauded and told Kanan "it  was the right thing to do". and they all lived happily ever after.

Alternate HistoryEdit

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Yoda easily defeats Ezra

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Yoda confronts Ezra

In an alternate History Ezra is actually killed by Yoda who had sensed a great disturbance in the Force emanating from the Planet Lothal. Yoda traveled to Lothal to restore the balance, once there the Force guided him to a boy named Ezra, Yoda confronted the boy and said "Make Yoda a Liar you will! Altered History you have! Destroy you I must!" Ezra was immediately frozen with Fear but he quickely recovered. He wiped out his Energy Slingshot to defend himself with and he shot at Yoda who then absorbed the Energy and said "Weak your Weapon is! Now Die you will!" and with that he used the Force and threw Ezra off the elavated platform they had been fighting on, and Ezra went SPLAT. And Yoda who having restored balance, went back to Dagobah to wait for the Young Luke Skywalker's arrival.