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Planet of origin

Falleen (real original)

Skin color

Green, red

Feather color

Small scales


Hot, hot lizard pheromones

Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Falleen.

Falleen, also called Xizors (ZEE-zor! Its ZEE-zor!) if male, and She-zors if female, were weird lizard people which tasted like chicken.

It was usually difficult to pronounce the male Falleen's name (but it's ZEE-zor! ZEE-zor). One of their more unusual traits was their ability to ooze pheremones to attract non-Falleen species. How sick is that? During the Galactic Empire few Falleen remained. This was due to Darth Vader's discovery that their pheremones could be extracted for use in commercial perfumes, a process that inevitably resulted in the death of the Falleen subject. Falleen are well known for being sexual predators that will relentlessly pursue any good looking thing for the fun of it. Several Falleen are known to have hit on No-Soupa only to be killed by Rex for hittin' on his girl.

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