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Fandalore was the term given to the elected leader of the nerdy geeks we call Fandalorians. You must note however that Fandalore The First was not willing or he will destroy your planet.

Known Fandalore'sEdit

Fandalore the FirstEdit

Darth Lucas

Darth Lucas, an unwilling Fandalore

After the creation of Fandalore, the Fandalorians decided that a leader must be made, so they made ballots and despite Darth Lucas insistence on not being on the ballot he won unanimously. A very pissed off Darth Lucas threatened to KICK SOME MAJOR @$$ if he wasn't removed from his position immediately. He was.

Fandalore the ConeheadEdit

Ki-Adi Mando

Ki-Adi-Mando at his coronation ceremony on Fandalore

After a Fandalorian Roulette match between Ki-Adi-Mando and Cassus Fett the Lesser, Ki-Adi-Mando of the Coneheads was given the title of Fandalore just as Palpy had fun with Fandalore. So as the last Fandalorian left ever Mando was the leader of... Well.. Nothing, really. But he still got the right to wear the cool Boba Fett helmet on his cone, so it wasn't a total loss.

Fandalore the LesserEdit

Ki-Adi-Mando being the last Fandalorian left ever needed to repopulate the galaxy with nerdy geeks like himself, so to this end he had relations with reportedly no less than 1,293,847 women, all of whom were either drunk or stupid. However right when it looked like Ki-Adi-Mando and his super brains would finally have something (or someone) to rule, Cassus Fett the Lesser nailed him in the back of the head with a 2 by 4, threw him off a building and essentially became Fandalore (although it is debated why anyone would want the title). But alas it want not to be, due to the fact that on the night of his coronation the lesser Fett, after getting himself drunk sick, slipped on the Grand Army of Banana Peels and got cheese grated. Then Palpatine killed all the Fandalorians with the Death Star. The end... For now.

This article is called Fandalore. Fandalore has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Fandalore can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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