Santa hates Fandos

Santa Claus hates Fandos

"Mandlorianxs are teh best ting evar!!§!1!11!!±"
―A Fandalorian
"For Fandalore!"
Another Fandalorian

Fandalorians are people who like love have an unhealthy obsession with MANDALORIANS. Some even go as far as learning the ridiculous language, which is basically gibberish with a load of apostrophes (' for those who are easily confused). Fandalorians have an inflated view of MANDALORIANS. Some Fandalorians are ok, although it is a verifiable fact that all sentient beings are allowed the right to hate them on principle. However these are not to be confused with Fandalormors. They are not obsessed with Mandalorians in general, only their armor and T-visored helmets. They, slightly smarter than their counterparts, are nerds, not geeks. However, the fact that they wear hot armor in summer time makes some people wonder...

It is has been noted by certain anthropologists that Fandalorians share with their Mandalorian idols a curious above-average bone density in the region of the skull. This is thought to enable them to practice Mandalorian rituals such as prescribed by Canderous Ordo in his book The Way of the Mandalore Clans: We Mandalorians can bash in duracrete walls with our heads!

Fandalorian General Ki-Adi-Mando ordered the construction of a planet, which he called (with the help of his super sized brain) Fandalore. It was given special treatment by Palpatine.

This article is called Fandalorians. Fandalorians has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Fandalorians can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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