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Fifteenth Battle of Coruscant (Second and a half Galactic Civil War (month three)
Conflict:

They were fighting over the last glass of Blue milk

Date:

843254658385853 BBY

Place:

Coruscant

Outcome:

Rebel Alliance

Combatants

Rebel Alliance

Dark Side

Commanders

Darth Toothpick

Darth Bottle Cap

Strength

Ha! Ha! Ha! Get it!

Because everybody uses the force?

Casualties

Some Rebel Soldiers Got Ouchies

Darth Vader wet his pants

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Fifteenth Battle of Coruscant (Second and a half Galactic Civil War (month three) was yet another battle on Coruscant. It was started by those stupid dumb toddlers trying to defeat the scary guy that comes into your room at night. The war occurred because there was only one glass of blue milk left. Both sides couldn't decide who would get the final glass, so they just started fighting stupidly. Don't Ask Me why it had to be Coruscant. There are other planets, you know.

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This article is called Fifteenth Battle of Coruscant (Second and a half Galactic Civil War (month three). Fifteenth Battle of Coruscant (Second and a half Galactic Civil War (month three) has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Emperor's Royal Guard can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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