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Final class of "Basic Mother Fracking" with Mace Windu

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This is the last recorded class taught by Jedi Master Mace Windu for some odd reason unknown to

Senatedecidefate
Well, hello there children.


Younglings
Hello, Master Windu.


Senatedecidefate
Welcome to Basic Mother Fracking, little ones. Does anyone of you know what Mother Fracking is?


Stupid Kid
Mothah Frackin is da rule of killen this hissin bastards that get in yousa way. This bein true for you if yousa had been a Jedi wif majah powah.


Senatedecidefate
....*mumbles*


Stupid Kid
Yousa no think the answer is correct?


Senatedecidefate
Boy, what planet you from?


Stupid Kid
What?


Senatedecidefate
"WHAT" AIN'T NO PLANET I'VE EVER HEARD OF!!! DO THEY SPEAK BASIC IN "WHAT"?!?!?!


Stupid Kid
What? No, meesa from the greaten palace of da Naboobooians.


Senatedecidefate
BASIC, MOTHER FRACKER!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?!?!?!?!?


Stupid Kid
Meesa is speakin the basic!


Senatedecidefate
Bah, whatever. Anyone with an actual brain want to answer?


Ashla
Its when you kill a lot of people with your lightsaber while looking cool and intimidating at the same time, master.


Senatedecidefate
Hey, check out the brains on you! Your one smart mother fracker, you know that? Anyway, everyone, ignite your lightsabers, its time to do some of that dueling shit. Ohh, forget that motherfracking Gungan with no brain over their. *mumbles*


Younglings
Yes, master.


Senatedecidefate
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hold your lightsaber right, or I'll have to punish you, kid.


Ashla
I am sorry, master, I did not mean to offend you when I...


Mace gonna keel you
Hmph.


Stupid Kid
OH NOES.... (chokes)


Ashla
...


Stupid Kid
(choking)Why, Mastah Windu...?


Senatedecidefate
Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? You were saying something about not meaning to offend me?


Ashla
...


Senatedecidefate
Oh, then you're done? Then allow me to retort.... (unclips lightsaber) What do I look like?


Ashla
What?


Mace gonna keel you
You can all plummet for failing the exam. Now you're all alone...


Ashla
...


Senatedecidefate
DESCRIBE-WHAT-I-LOOK LIKE!!!


Ashla
Wh-What?


Senatedecidefate
SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! SAY-"WHAT"-AGAIN!!! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHER FRACKER!! SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!!!


Ashla
Y-Y-You're dark-skinned...


Senatedecidefate
GO ON!!


Ashla
Y-Y-You're hairless...


Senatedecidefate
Do I look like a bitch?!


Stupid Kid
(choking)What?


Mace gonna keel you
...


Stupid Kid
(choked to death)


Senatedecidefate
DO-I-LOOK-LIKE-A BITCH?!?!


Ashla
Nooooo...


Senatedecidefate
Then why you try to frack me like a bitch?!


Ashla
No, we weren't-


Bandeam
...


Senatedecidefate
Yes you did! YES YOU DID!!! You try to frack me. Well I don't like to be fracked by anybody 'cos I'm supposed to do all the fracking!


Ashla
NO, NO, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME MASTER WINDU!


SeriousYoda
WINDU? Hurting this child, are you?


Senatedecidefate
Yeah, so? What are you going to do about it?


SeriousYoda
Forget your place, you do. Remember, do you, that MY bitch, you are? MY BITCH!!!


Senatedecidefate
Yes...


SeriousYoda
Then, command you, I do, to leave this child alone, and fetch me food. NOW!


Senatedecidefate
*sigh* Yes, master Yoda. *mumbles*


Yoda
Yes, heh heh, mess with Yoda, you should not, or end up my bitch, you will, heh heh heh heh.
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