"For those who eat Spaghetti don't hunger, and those who hunger don't eat Spaghetti." -Darth TrollFlying Spaghetti Monster
, also known as The One And Only
, The Thing
, True Dinner Dish
, or just The POWAAAAAAH!!!
, is the only Mysterious Being
in existence that had been scientifically proven to exist. As the patron of the Sith
, It reserves the right to devour
who attempt to use the wrong Side of the Force
, whichever it is. Flying Spaghetti Monster's the only truly sentient being in the Galaxy
and It is known to be absolutely omnipotent. It sustains the balance in the Galaxy
and among the Sith
So be careful, otherwise It will find you, and It will end you... Duh.