Force Before I Forget

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"Wait, who the fuck am I?"
―A victim of Force Before I Forget

Force Before I Forget is a power used by the most pissed off Sith Lord ever, Darth Slipknot. Unlike most Force Powers that just PWN enemies or leave them as mindless loads of shrapnel, Force Before I Forget is a Dark Side version of Obi-Wan Kenobi's favorite power, the Jedi Mind Trick, Force Before I Forget was really much more lethal to organic meatbags. While not Darth Slipknot's favorite power to use, he did marry it then put it into a CD and sold it as one of his pathetic one-hit singles. Though because Lord Slipknot had all the cybernetics packed in such a small load of skin, for a zombie that is. Basically the power makes the victim forget who Darth Slipknot is, then they start to have seizures, then they forget why their living, then they cut off their genitals (even the dickless creatures do this), then depending on Darth Slipknot's mood, he either arrests his victim or simply lets the suicide occur.


Lord Slipknot requests that you do not reveal his secrets to fully alive organics. So leave now or shut up, meatbag.


You don't have a clue, don't you. Lord Slipknot said NOT to reveal his secrets, yes I have the authorization because I wrote the damn article, so if your still here then you seriously have to get up off your ass and get a pair of fucking glasses or see a doctor to get your head examined.

This article is called Force Before I Forget. Force Before I Forget has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Force Before I Forget can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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