Force Blue Screen of Death

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{{The amount of soldiery I possess really doesn't matter... but the general imagery is effective enough, so I've heard.'

- King Xerxes, before he takes care of Sparta.'}}

The Force Blue Screen of Death was actually a television screen. It was used by both Jedi and Sith and Jeith, international conspirators who were between both conflicts, and it could be easily used by a Jedi as easily as it could be used by a Sith, but the Sith used it more.


Basically one turned on the TV, inserted <insert CGI effect here> and then they terrified the wits out of their enemies with the shocking power of over three billion armed soldiers. Thus it didn't matter if your army was but three hundred, for the sheer terrifying effect of your army's Blue Screen and its pretentious soldiers could scare your enemies off the battlefield.

Its main inventor won a ticket to a chocolate factory thanks to his awesomeness... and all he did to earn the ticket was sit around playing video games.

This article is called Force Blue Screen of Death. Force Blue Screen of Death has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Force Blue Screen of Death can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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