Force babble

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"Everything that has transpired has done so according to my – OK, Vader's – design. Your friends, up there on the sanctuary moon, are walking into a trap – bet the Admiral didn't see that one coming! – as is your Rebel fleet. It was I who allowed the Alliance to know the location of the shield generator. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops await them. Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive. They are so totally going to be PWNed!!"
Pulpy, using Force babble to substitute for actually fighting

The Force babble is quite frankly the most overused, yet unnoticed Force power used by the Sith – by anyone! It involves using the Force to conjure an unstoppable stream of babble, which infuriates yet bores the enemy. It has been used by:

  • Palpy,
  • C-3PO,
  • George Bush,
  • Some other Sith.
  • Darth Raving swears she created this most potent of Force powers. No one knows for sure, though I see no reason to disbelieve her... It's obvious enough that she's an expert user.
This article is called Force babble. Force babble has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Force babble can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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