I Need A Chiroprator

This man needs a chiropractor, NOW!

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"Whoa, I don't care what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt!"
Darth Fodesinbeed Annodue

Force crush was a Dark Side application of the Force that was common to most Sith Lords and least, those who were really into the whole sadism shtick. Though it was most effective against males, wherein the Sith in question would use the Force to crush their victims' bollocks, the power could also be applied to various other parts of the bipedal anatomy, including the kidneys, spleen, lungs (as an extra-brutal form of Force choke), or pancreas, or (last but not least) the unfortunate's spine. This resulted in the alternate name for this power, Force I need a chiropractor!

It is rumored, but as yet unverified as to whether or not the Jedi Exile ever used Force crush. We know, however, that Darth Sion used this as both a means of self-flagellation and a perverted way of getting aroused. It was not uncommon for him to also use it on enemies, crushing them into pretzel shapes and leaving them to die horribly.

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