Force shopping

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Yes, Force shopping is a Force power Darth Asshole, Darth Dummy and Danica Vader all use to go shopping, only they use the Force to shop. Don't see why... they could just use their dumb heads to shop, but whatever. It's a Force power Darth Asshole uses when he goes shopping, so when he finds someone stealing something, he senses them and Force maelstroms them, so they die. Quite nice of him, actually.

This article is called Force shopping. Force shopping has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Force shopping can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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