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Frog Civil War.
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Conflict:

Destroy all Frogs, because Puppets really hated frogs....

Date:

0 BBY.

Place:

Darth Planet.

Outcome:

None for now.

Combatants

Frogs.

Puppets.

Commanders

Yoda.

Strength

Many Frogs.

Lots of Puppets.

Casualties
  • 61239 Frogs.
  • 30 random people.
  • 58578 puppets.
  • Elmo got shot in brain!
  [Source]
"The Frog Civil War was a series of massacres that masked the true war, a war of conversion, a war of making people into meatpuppets, a war of turning socks into shirts, a war of..."
Kreia, rambling on

The Frog Civil War was a war started by the Sesame Street gang. The war started in 0 BBY, and is still going on right now. 61239 frogs died in battle, and 58578 puppets died. 30 random people were killed by Cookie Monster because he thought they were frogs, but they weren't. The war will never end until they cancel Sesame Street. During the war, the puppets hired the Frog-Buster to annihilate the Frogs. The Frog-Buster was fired, because he accidentally shot Elmo. Elmo was got shot in the brain, went nuts, and eventually committed the ultimate act of treachery. It is unknown if it had anything to do with being shot in the head.

Yoda's ContributionEdit

It is unknown if yoda really helped with anything, or if he just sat on the floor licking a candy cane. However, Jar Jar Binks did help. Though he was a frog Bombad General, he annoyed his troops to death, contributing to 50,000 of the frog deaths. 

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This article is called Frog Civil War. Frog Civil War has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Frog Civil War can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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