Galactic-Ultra-Insanely Bloody-Cat,Kitty,Feline,etc.-War

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An example of a battle in the war.

The Galactic-Ultra-Insanely Bloody-Cat,Kitty,Feline,etc.-War was a war between the Cat, Kitty, Feline, etc. species and the Big Doggy Woggies, led by Darth Cha-Cha.

The StartEdit

This war started out like most wars. Someone was pissed. Darth Cha-Cha was pissed at all the Cats, Kitties, and Felines, etc. So he decided that he would kill them all. Yep. Anyway, Cha-Cha organized a racist hate group called the Big Doggy Woggies. These were solders with the most high-tech weapons and the most bestest fighting skillz in the galaxy. They were unstoppable.

The End...Edit

After many years of fighting pointless battles with pointless blood and gore, Darth Cha-Cha and the Big Doggy Woggies found the Cat, Kitty, Feline, etc. homeworld. They realized that the map they had been using was upside down, So they turned it around and discovered Yomamama. When the Battle of Yomamama started, Kitty Witty and Darth Cha-Cha, the two generals of the two armies that were fighting, met in Kitty Litter Square and started a Yo Mama contest. In the Kitty Witty won. Yeah, she won. Hooray. Yippee.

This article is called Galactic-Ultra-Insanely Bloody-Cat,Kitty,Feline,etc.-War. Galactic-Ultra-Insanely Bloody-Cat,Kitty,Feline,etc.-War has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Galactic-Ultra-Insanely Bloody-Cat,Kitty,Feline,etc.-War can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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