Galactic Empire
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- "We are an empire of EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIlness and DAAAAAAAAAAAARKNESS! And to prove it all our military officers dress like Nazis!"
- ―Palpatine
- Concerned citizen: "How does it feel working for the Evil Empire?"
- Imperial Administrator: "Whoo-hoo! It feels great! Empire Fuck Yeah!"
- — A dialogue between a concerned citizen fom a neighbouring state and an Imperial Administator just as the latter ordered the execution of a group of dissidents
The Galactic Empire was an EEEEEEEEEEEVIL empire founded by Palpatine and his close personal friend, Darth Sid Vicious. It ruled the Galaxy for a buhmillion brazillion years and crushed all its enemies, only ceasing to exist when it finally ran out of food stamps. They then became a furniture company that sold the shittiest ottomans in the known universe.
[Edit] History
The Galactic Empire formed out of the Galactic Republic. The reason for the swift change is because everyone got tired of looking at Jango Fett Clones. Palpatine being from the Aryan race wanted a more diverse Army and required that clones stop and that skinny men with whiny British accents be employed. In result of this stormtroopers were created from the freaking awesome clone troopers. In result the accuracy of there shots decreased by 20 meters and in result stormtroopers got there ass handed to them by hormone producing rebels. Everyone in the new Empire also fancied the color white taking out all elements of camouflage, which led to the high death rates within the armed forces. In addition to this, the uniforms formed an "X" right over the heart, making it so that any fucking idiot could kill one from a kajillion lightyears away.
[Edit] The great War and slight Peace
Luke Skywalker blew up Darth Vader's Death Star, so Darth Vader blew up all the X-wing, A-wing, and Y-wing factories. That was the only reason the War lasted so long, as long as the rebels didn't have X-Wings, the war went on. Also Darth Vader and his Stormtroopers machine gunned almost every rebel. Then Luke killed Lord Vader and Palpatine. By then, all but probably 17 rebels had been killed. But the rebels still got the Empire's biggest bullets shot at them. The war ended with a 60 year truce because the Star Destroyers needed oil. Then King Fel took over up the Rebel's new government known as the G.A . or galactic alliance forming the new empire.
