The Gand were silent.
The Gand usually had one or less names.
The Gand were freaky-looking insect-like aliens.
The Gand produced large clutches of offspring and would often eat their young.
The Gand breathed ammonia and were thus flammable and had the distinct odor of stale urine.
In Hindi, Gand means ass.
Apart from that, they were a very mysterious race. So mysterious, in fact, that they would kill me if I told you more about them, which I'm not gonna do. Nope, not me. Go ask a Wookiepedian.
Upon birth, the Gand did not name their children, names had to be earned in Gand society. One prerequisite for earning an identity was for a young Gand to survive infancy while the mother eats the rest of the offspring.
The following table shows some Gand and why they got their name. They are in no way related to Zuckuss. All his siblings were eaten.
|Barackuss||Pitying the fools!|
|Bigguss-Dickuss||A fwiend of the Empewow. He watched too much Monty Python|
|Blockuss||Addiction to Tetris|
|Canuckuss||Being a Canadian Gand|
|Clockuss||Always being on time|
|Cluckuss||Having feathers and laying eggs, later married Cockuss|
|Cockuss||Waking everybody up at 5 in the morning|
|Crockuss||His big mouth and tough skin|
|Duckuss||His Uncanny dodging skill|
|Happy-go-Luckuss||Never having a care in the world|
|Jockuss||Scoring 4 touchdowns in a single game|
|K'Kruhkuss||A crossbreed between a Gand and a Whiphid|
|Knockuss||Never being able to find a doorbell|
|Lockuss||Never being able to open a door|
|Molochuss||Being the most evil Gand|
|Muckuss||Poor personal hygiene|
|Nun-Chuckuss||Being the first Gand ninja|
|Pick-up-Truckuss||Being a redneck|
|Puckuss||Mischievous trickster Gand, the jester to the Fairy King|
|Rockuss||Defeating Appolo Creed in the final round|
|Rukhuss||For killing a Gand Admiral|
|Schmuckuss||Being a klutz|
|Snuckuss||Being a cat-burglar|
|Spartackuss||He was Spartackuss|
|Spartackuss||No he was Spartackuss|
|Spockuss||Logic, he was also part Sephi|
|Stockuss||Quartermaster of note|
|Uncle Ruckus||No relation|