"Kill, kill!... I mean redeem. Redeem is what I mean."
―An eager Gonk Berserker
Gonk Berserker

"You see, he was so hardheaded that my Words couldn't appeal to him, so I've had to find another way..."

Gonk Berserkers were the elite of the Word Bearers Legion. They were created by the G*nk Himself from the reanimated corpses of Eliphas's fallen men. As a reward for their extreme loyalty, they were endowed with greater powah than regular Gonktroopers. Armed with powerful blaster pistols and chain-axes, they were more than capable of engaging Jedi hippies in melee combat. They served Darth Chaotic as an elite guard and special task-forces. After spotting them at the battlefield, often many heretics miraculously found out that they actually could give up their previous believes and convert to the Only True Religion.


This article is called Gonk Berserker. Gonk Berserker has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Gonk Berserker can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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