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Earth the blue planet, we live on it, live is when you are able to talk
700, that's 7-0-0
1938, that's 1-9-3-8, not ate like you ate, which is when you eat, when you put food in you mouth and chew it
human, the species that walk and talk
male, with the thing between their legs
white, the color of paper, which is made from trees
|Chronological and political information|
- "He chose...poorly. He drank out of the wrong grail, turned to dust, died, no longer breathes, no longer talks but-"
- ―Grandpa Obvious before he dies
Grandpa Obvious is the grandfather of Darth Obvious who talks. He is a human with a dick and two balls on him. He is 700, you know he's really old. 700 is a big number.
The biography on me, Grandpa Obvious, the guy in the article, that is on the computer, that we all useEdit
Nuff said, he was old, Indiana Jones tried to make friends with him, but was rejected, Indy hated him, he did not like him, he stole his grail, the cup, he guards it, he pisses in it, he pees in it. Nuff said, we are done, the article has ended, goodbye, i'm done, he's old, he has pruny balls, they dangle when he walks, he moves when he walks.