Grail Knight
Grandpa Obvious
Biographical information

Earth the blue planet, we live on it, live is when you are able to talk


700, that's 7-0-0


1938, that's 1-9-3-8, not ate like you ate, which is when you eat, when you put food in you mouth and chew it

Physical description

human, the species that walk and talk


male, with the thing between their legs

Hair color

white, the color of paper, which is made from trees

Eye color


Chronological and political information
"He chose...poorly. He drank out of the wrong grail, turned to dust, died, no longer breathes, no longer talks but-"
―Grandpa Obvious before he dies

Grandpa Obvious is the grandfather of Darth Obvious who talks. He is a human with a dick and two balls on him. He is 700, you know he's really old. 700 is a big number.

The biography on me, Grandpa Obvious, the guy in the article, that is on the computer, that we all useEdit

Nuff said, he was old, Indiana Jones tried to make friends with him, but was rejected, Indy hated him, he did not like him, he stole his grail, the cup, he guards it, he pisses in it, he pees in it. Nuff said, we are done, the article has ended, goodbye, i'm done, he's old, he has pruny balls, they dangle when he walks, he moves when he walks.

This article is called Grandpa Obvious. Grandpa Obvious has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Grandpa Obvious can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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