Grievous
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| Grievous | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Homeworld |
"Kalee" or something like that |
| Born |
Unknown |
| Died |
19 BBY |
| Physical description | |
| Species |
"Kaleesh" or something like that |
| Gender |
Male (unconfirmed) |
| Hair color |
robots don't have fur, I mean fur |
| Eye color |
Bloodshot |
| Cybernetics |
Just about everything |
| Chronological and political information | |
| Affiliation | |
| Known masters | |
- "Mwahahahahahahaaaa…agk, cough, cough, wheeze! Ak!"
- ―One of General Grievous’s most awe-inspiring speeches to the Confederacy of Independent Systems
[Edit] Biography
Once known as Qymee…Qyman…Quym…Qyaeman jai Shale…ah, er…Grievous, his 100% actual real birth name, hailed from the world of Kalee, where he fought the Huk in a series of bloody battles.
[Edit] Clone Wars
The InterGalactic Banking Clan was impressed by his awesome Lee-class warrior skills, so they crippled him, shoved him in an iron lung and stuffed his vital organs into a flammable, easily-reachable sack. For a month, he bombed up a couple of Planets, and crusaded down some city's street, before Mace Windu caused "force lung cancer" on him. That ingenious plan paid off for all of half a month, before Obi-Wan Kenobi made Grievous' eyes go boom. And so, Grievous died a tragic and ignoble death on a forgotten world on the Outer Rim, encased in a hideous droid shell…but exploding eyeballs, eh? Sweet.
Notably had a particularly nasty cough, despite lacking a throat. Presumably this also meant he couldn't take any Tunes, so the problem would sadly only intensify. Fortunately, his alter ego Darth Grievous was slightly more badass, probably on account of regularly downing some Tunes.
