|Flag of Chameleon...Karmen...Kevin...Crapper Jai Sheelal...OK, Grievous' Planet|
Western, but not hick
Sector Seven with all them Twansfoamas and Turturro
The Sun, duh!
Uh, the moon, duh!
A535! Pain is relieved on this planet!
|Distance from Core||
Far far away
a day long, dumbass!
half a day
Class of '85
do I look like Pythagoras?
volcanos and stuff
the same as Earth
made for Chevys
the water has been absorbed by the lava
|Points of interest||
LOVE, JOY, PEACE, PORN
latin, Chinky, inglesh
Grievous, now isn't that grievous info, he he he
General Grievous' Planet was a planet created by Grievous in a
failed desperate attempt to be cool by reversing everything. Its government was communist for a short time, but soon became a monarchy under King Grievous. Alternate versions of many Darths were created to be the opposite of their counterparts (making them lameos). Little did Grievous know, he was also a lameo, constantly being hunted by his cool counterpart--Darth Grievous. His constant obsession with becoming equal to the other Grievous eventually led to the downfall of his empire. The organisation that led the planet was called the Grievous Campaign.
Grievous' Epiphany Edit
Before the creation of Grievous' Planet, Grievous was seemingly killed by Obi-Wan Kenobi. About three days later, he awoke, finding himself drugged into thinking he died. In reality, he had fought Obi-Buns, won, and pushed him off the cliff (though not killing him). A celebration of his victory resulted in he and Heath Ledger ODing on sleeping pills. Ledger passed away, but not Grievous, for due to him not having a mouth couldn't have eaten any anyway, proving that all of the above is a load of shit. Anyway, if I ruined your childhood by saying that Santa was a load of shit, then suck it up! Now, back to the story. Grievous realized that he got stoned even when it was impossible, making it clear to him that he really sucked at life. He decided to end his life then and there, but then remembered that at least he was not gay, meaning that he had not yet accomplished every straight male's life's dream. It became clear that he had to change to fit the universe...or change the universe to fit him. Now that's just grievous!
Seeking Advice Edit
Main Article: Grievous Conflict of GeonosisDarth Darth Binks was the top Sith, so naturally, Grievous decided to start there. If that didn't work, he could always contact Palpy, the second highest Sith, or maybe Dookie (but he didn't like
Grievous ventured to his new world. What beheld him was insanely ironic.
- A few features include:
- Darth Cool (opposite of Darth Nerd (cool))
- Darth Good (opposite of Darth Evil (ugly))
- Darth Fit Guy (opposite of Darth Fat Guy) muscular
- Jar Jar Binks (well, maybe not opposite, but much lamer than Darth Darth)
- Ugly Secura (need I say more?)
- Master Toad (opposite of Froggy)
- Black Santa (opposite of Santa (black))
- White Jesus (cuz we all know the real Jesus is a black man)
- Not Whiny Annie (yet again, need I say more?)
- Sexy Ahsoka (not an annoying whiner like she usually is)
Establishing a Government Edit
Grievous wanted to hold up his planet, so he made the awesomest inhabitants a government under him, King Grievous. The government consisted of: