Entertainment
 

Gungan

From Darthipedia, the Star Wars Humor Wiki, currently editing over 582,970,163 articles

Han: "Okay, I'm lost: 'On dee flibbergug, sticken dee doogaw on dee wam-ba-wam floogwise'? 'Den maken dee flurgy burgy'?!"
Leia: "Why don't they just throw in a 'bork bork bork'?"
— Han and Leia reading a Gungan-made manual.

Gungans be de species comin' from Nabooboo. Dey all be speakin' some crazy tongue. It be believin' dat Darth Darth Binks be a member of de Gungan species, okeyday? Darth Plagueis was bein' da brother o' Binks, so he had been bein' a Gungun too, 'til 'ee got some o' dat plastic surgery done to 'im to makin' him into one of dose losa' Muuns, okeyday again? There were known to be clumsy creatures, doing such things as eating their own heads after their hands got stuck in Anakin Skywalker's podracer. They were known to burp uncontrollably at times, earning Darth Darth Binks the nickname 'Darth Burp Binks' from Darth Elmo. And dey'sa made good'sa Corn Dogs!

[Edit] More crap 'bout us wetards

Dey lived in de pitiful Nabooboo swamps and lived under de sea, okeyday? Dey had a fat rula' named Boss Nass, also known as Fat Toad Blob Thingy, okeyday? Dey dink dat dey can kill lotsa droids with electric water balloons, okayday, again? Dey actually like little girls and cried for der mommy, until da whiny brat shut down that big bad generator, okeyday? Dey ultra-bombad goal be to make widda Omnipissance, okeyday?

Alls ofa deesa droids are bombad and weesa stupid duck people, okayday? Darth Darth Binks is a stupid, hand-trapping, apple licking, sith bling bling dumba, test tube baby.

Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Gungan.