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Love lifts Gunter and Pillsbury up where they belong.

Gunter was the love-child of the tumble bunny trainer and the Jedi Exile. Because of this, Gunter was originally born as The Gunter. However, he changed his name upon meeting the love of his life, Darth Pillsbury. For years, Gunter worked at the Sith Happens Condom and Pregnancy Test Emporium, until one day Pillsbury walked in and got Gunter to sweep him off his feet while the song "Up Where We Belong" played in the background. When Pillsbury "tragically" died at the hands of the Chipsahoy residents, Gunter plotted revenge on the Sith Mega-Super-Overlord who had sent Pillsbury on the suicide mission: Darth Elmo. Gunter quickly gathered an X-wing and wrecked havoc on Yo-Mamaopolis, slaughtering two people and luring Elmo into the trap. Elmo's boss, Darth Darth Binks commanded the Sith Mega-Super-Overlord be sent to exterminate the man. Elmo fell into the trap as Gunter targeted his weapons onto the furry Sith. Fortunately, Elmo's apprentice, Darth Animal, was able to warn him just before the furry sith lord was blown to oblivion. Darth Elmo escaped unharmed and killed Gunter in a matter of seconds several hours later.

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This article is called Gunter. Gunter has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Gunter can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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