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Hammering Heads, on your command!

Some captain...they must have said it at one point!


"Drat those hammerheads!......THEYRE!....SO..................CUDDLY!!!"

- Mandalore the pathetic, during his first pwnage against them.

The Hammerhead-Class Cruiser, was, as you can see, a deadly and ferocious warship that was obviously quite powerful. Used for millenia, because apparently the Nerds Ship designers the Republic had were to lazy to build a newer ships, It would serve from that one war, way long ago, to that other one, way long time ago, and nobody really remembers much else.

The Hammerheads were pathetic awsome little cruisers.They carreid mean little gungans laser cannons and other stupid stuff.They have a very modular design(as you can see in the picture).They were great at transporting those idiots(or jedi as theyre known).These cruisers were state-of-the-art piece of junk power.Known during battles for their amazingly fast speed of 3 kmph.These little big monsters were renowned for the new and advanced level of garbage technology that the Republic have managed to master.

Oh and they served as good cruise liners too for hippies on vacation.

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This article is called Hammerhead Cruiser. Hammerhead Cruiser has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Hammerhead Cruiser can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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